Humor-Try to keep it alive

1-Talented engineerThe authorities were leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine. They asked the priest if he wanted to face up or down when he meets his fate.The priest said that he would like to face up so that he will be looking toward heaven when he dies. So, they raise the blade of the guillotine, release it and...

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Humor A Heathy Way to Lead Life

Air Force Recruiter1The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recuiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. So, he directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and that all elgible young men and women be invited. As he and his staff were standing near an brand new F-15 Fighter, a pair...

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Laugh...Laugh.... and Laugh... and Be Happy

Agri-cowsHow agri-corporations around the world would treat their cows.NORTH AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.FRENCH: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.JAPANESE: You have two cows. You redesign...

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Humor mixed with irony of life....

1)Once a man went to the veterinary doctor and said,'Doctor I have come on vaction for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.'Doctor says 'I think you should go to the Doctor opposite my clinic.See that board.' 'No Doctor, I hve come to you only.' 'But gentleman I am a veterinary Doctor.I am an animal specialist....

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Laughter-Is the natural e!ssence of life to rejuvenate.Keep healthy keep laughing

Humor-The tonic of the day I have brought.If you have read them already smile a little ,if you are reading for the first time then have a hearty laugh!1) Once a man hasn't been feeling well. So he goes to a doctor for a complete check up. Doctor checkes him up and comes out 'I am afraid I have some very bad news.' The Doctor says.'You are...

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Laughter-the long lasting medicine!

Laughter is the best gift God has given to human beings! Have you ever seen animals laughing? Don't neglect this instinct,nourish it with love and care. Hence I am presenting in front of you few jokesPlease make a point to smile at least!1A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and...

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Age no bar for Romance!

1Widow and a widower were dating.After some time,the widower proposed widow,and she said"Yes." Then widower went home happily. Next morning he felt,'I must ask her whether she said yes or no!,I feel she looked at me very funny." So he called her up in the morning and told 'I don't remember your answer....what was it? yes or no?" The answer...

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