Showing posts with label laughter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label laughter. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Laugh....laugh...laugh


Navanakorn General Hospital is an internationally well reputed private hospital having more than 200 beds, and fully equipped with the highest technology in Pathum-thani Province. The hospital is situated in front of the Navanakorn developed industrial area. The hospital staff offers the treatment with complete dedication combined with modern instruments and specialists. The infrastructure, affordable treatment with latest technology, and post treatment with smile are guaranteed.There are multiple service centers such as the Emergency Accident Centre, Surgery Centre, Ambulance Service Centre, Medical Health Centre, Computer X-ray Centre, Physiotherapy Centre, Dental Specialist Centre, Urology and Cardiac Specialist Centre, as well as the Social Service Medical Project, Compensation Department, Health Legislation for Car accident Victims, and Social Service Medical card and General Treatment for customers.

Vision
To make name internationally. Navanakorn General hospital and Navanakorn Ayuthaya Hospital are top class, high standard specialization centers that have been completed to offer continuous value to customers. Patients flock to these centers for the best and affordable treatment.

Mission
The hospital is keen to develop its health services for patients by being quick, convenient and considerate. Treating the patients with high standard has been the motto of the hospital. Customers first then rest of the world!
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Saturday, June 19, 2010

Laugh...Laugh.... and Laugh... and Be Happy


Agri-cows
How agri-corporations around the world would treat their cows.
NORTH AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
FRENCH: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
JAPANESE: You have two cows. You redesign them to 1/10 the size of ordinary cows, producing 20 times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoons called Cow kimon and market them worldwide.
GERMAN: You have two cows, re-engineered so they'll live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
BRITISH: You have two cows. Both are mad.
RUSSIAN: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42. You count them again and learn you have 12. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
SWISS: You have 5,000 cows. None belongs to you. You charge others for storing them.
HINDU: You have two cows. You worship them.
CHINESE: You have two cows and 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest the newsman who questions the numbers.

Air Conditioning
A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, walking back and forth and never once getting angry. So finally, a second customer asked why didn't they just throw out the pest.
"Oh I don't care." said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
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