Monday, August 23, 2010

Humor-Bone Tickling Yet Healthy!

Humor has always humanistic perspective.It acts as a medicine to be healthy.Any type of humor is welcome! Nowadays technology humor is the most sought after!I will try to bring them also.Humor articles are really need a brain storming and sharp observation! Let me share with you these three jokes.


1" How was your blind date? "" Terrible! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. "
" What's so terrible about that? "" He was the original owner! "



2A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of old aged pensioners when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on the shoulder again and she hands the driver another handful of peanuts. When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks her "Why don't you eat the peanuts?" "We can't chew them because we have no teeth", she replied.  "We just love the chocolate around them."



3A blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, ... "HELLLLO" "You need to roll up the windows"

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