1 Leftover change
A bus driver on his route sees a van from the zoo stranded on the side of the road. The zoo worker offers the bus driver $100 to help him deliver two dozen penguins. The bus driver agrees and loads the penguins on the bus.An hour later, the zoo worker gets his van fixed and heads to the zoo. On the road, he sees the bus driver and the penguins driving in the opposite direction. He catches up to the bus and pulls them over.The zoo worker yells, “I gave you a $100 to take the penguins to the zoo for me. Why are you still driving them around?”“Calm down,” the bus driver says, “I took the penguins to the zoo. We had change left over, so now I’m taking them to the movies.”
Humor article makes you smile but your own imagination make you to blast!
2 Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger who looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nikes. His friend looked at him.”Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?””I don’t have to run faster than that tiger,” his friend replied. ”I just have to run faster than you.”
3A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said “I wish you could talk.”The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.“You can understand what I’m saying?” asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.“Well, did you see this?”“Yes,” motioned the monkey.“What happened?”The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.“They were drinking?” asked the officer.“Yes.”“What else?”The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.“They were smoking marijuana?”“Yes.”“Now wait, you’re saying your owners were drinking, and smoking marijuana before they wrecked.”“Yes.”“What were you doing during all this?”“Driving” motioned the monkey.
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